The Fruit an Vegetable War ( a dumb short story)
The Fruit and Vegetable War
It was a dark night in the kitchen. Nobody was up and it was so silent you could hear a pin drop, but even in the dead of the night something big was brewing. All of the Fruits had gathered together to make a plan and take out the Veggies and all the Veggies had gathered together to make a plan that would take out the Fruits. Each food item thought that they were the better food and to prove who was right, they were going to have an all out Fruit and Vegetable war. Everything was set into motion that very night.
The Fruits were the first to strike. The Pineapple and the Peach went and stole the Tomato from the Veggie camp because everyone can never make up their mind whether or not a tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable. The Fruits decided to kidnap him and convince him he was a fruit. This made the Vegetables very mad and they sent Carrot, Potato, and Green Bean to go and get him back. To get to the Fruit camp, the Vegetables had to cross the sink and get into the cupboard underneath of it. When they had arrived, they slowly opened the cupboard and went inside.
Inside it was deserted. Not a Fruit insight. They did see Tomato though. He was in the blender. To save him they would need to disconnect the electrical control device (the power cord). Carrot was the first to try and disconnect the cord, then Potato and then Green Bean. While all three of them tried to disconnect the power cord, they didn’t realize that they were slowly being surrounded by a group of Fruits. Before they knew it, they were outnumbered 6-3 or 2-1. There was Apple, Grape, Peach, Pear, Strawberry, and Orange. Orange and Apple ran towards Carrot. Carrot dodged them and took off towards the back. Grape and Pear made a dash towards Green Bean and held him down and beat him. Green Bean was so scared that he dropped a couple beans. The Peach and Strawberry attacked Potato with a giant potato peeler. The Potato took them on with a look of fear in all of his eyes. What was going to happen to them?
Outside the cupboard, Agent Corn was waiting for the distraction to begin. Once he heard the noise and the commotion, he went inside. He looked for Tomato and began racing towards him. He was almost there when a giant Banana jumped out in front of him, but the Banana was no match for Agent Corn, because he peeled him easily. He ran over to the blender and took out his little corn holder and cut the cord. Agent Corn then threw in a rope to help Tomato out, but he was to plump and ripe, so Agent Corn had to go in and try to help him out. When he was ready to get out though, the rope was gone. They were trapped. A few seconds later, Carrot, Green Bean and Potato were all in the blender also. They had lost the war. They had failed to rescue the Tomato. All of them decided not to worry since Agent Corn told them that he had at least cut the power cord, but little did they know that the blender was hooked up to an alternate source of power. All Pineapple had to do was flip the switch. He did and all the Fruits enjoyed enemy smoothies. The Fruits had won the war.