Trevor opened door number 2. When he opened the door, he saw his own reflection. He was staring at his own reflection in what had appeared to be a mirror. He wondered why a mirror would be behind a door. The mirror looked a little strange. Sort of like looking into aluminum. He put his hand on the weird looking mirror. It went through it. When he pulled it back through he had a daisy in his hand. He thought nothing could be wrong with a mirror that also seemed to be a door and gave him daisys. He seemed to find comfort in getting a daisy ( his inner gay was trying to come out, put Trevor put him back in his place by throwing the daisy on the ground and stomping on it). Trevor went through door number two. When he came through the other side of the mirror, it was gone and he was in a lucious field with daisys and long prairie grass. Sort of like the great plains. When he looked around he saw a sign that said "Flushing Meadows", but Trevor only seen one toilet. Trevor goes over to it. He decides that since he hasn't for a long time and he has always wanted to take one in a field, that he was going to take a dynamite. He began to sit down when he heard the toilet scream. Trevor jumped up quicker than a squirrel with his nuts on fire. The toilet said," Wow, I really didn't need to see that. You have the smallest genitals I have ever seen. You should have that problem checked out." Trevor was in a state of shock. Trevor had never heard a toilet talk before and was curious if it had a name, so he asked, " Who are You?" The toilet told him that he was the All Knowing Toilet. He said that Trevor was allowed to ask him two questions and since he already asked himwho he was, Trevor had one question left. Trevor asked him how and when he was going to die. The All Knowing Toilet told him to take a seat in the grass. He was going to enjoy this story. The All Knowing Toilet began to tell him that he was going to die in a tragic viagra accident at the age of 243. He told Trevor that in the future they come out with fountain of youth pills and Trevor was one of the first peopleto try them out, which explains the old age. The accident with the viagra was that being that old,243, was that you were really wrinkled. Now you are wondering how can you be wrinkled with fountain of youth on your side? Well, there was a law passed that said you have to stop taking the pills at the age of 200 if you hadn't stopped taking them already. Then the medicine wears off in another 40-50 years depending on how long you took them and then you die. This is how Trevor Died. He dies when he takes the viagra because he hasn't had an erection in 175 years out of the 243 he has been alive and when you are that wrinkled and you haven't had an erection for a long time, strange things happen. The viagra caused him to get so hard that it made his skin very tight. It made it so tight that it caused the body to suffocate and he died. That is all the All Knowing Toilet had to say about that. Trevor thought it was a cruel way to die. The toilet just laughed and said, " At least you died with a smile on your face." Trevor had decided that he had had enough and wanted to leave. He asked the toilet how to get out of here. The toilet replied that he was only allowed to answer two questions and had already done so. Trevor began to unbuckle his pants. The All Knowing Toilet screamed and said, " ok ok. I'll tell you. Just keep that blue penis and tiny balls away from me." Trevor buckled his pants back up. " To get out of here and back into the castle, all you have to do is go through the door on the big weeping willow tree. " Trevor thanked him and was getting ready to go when the toilet stopped him and asked him a question," Will you please flush me? Some guy in 76' took a piss in me and I've had to live with this sour taste in my bowl for 30 years." Trevor headed towards the tree without flushing the All Knowing Toilet. The toilet just thought to himself, " wait until he sees what he finds behind that door."

Next: part 8