(The Ed Sunday Show starts as normal. Ed Sunday comes out dancing to " Cotton Eyed Joe." Because of the excellent ratings of the wheel of torture show, everyone was expecting this show to be a million times better. This is also season 2 of The Ed Sunday Show.) Welcome back to my show, I'm your host Ed Sunday. I know all my fans have waited a very long time for the show to return as it has been almost a whole year. Well today I'm going to give the fans what they want. I'm back with a vengence baby. So to start the new year and my show off with a bang, I would like to introduce the unluckiest guy in the world, Bob Bobby Bobberson IV. Come on out here Bob. Before I tell the audience and Bob why he is unlucky, I must ask Bob one question. Bob, do you have any children? Bob replies," Well no I don't, but I would like to sometime." Well that's great news. Now I can tell you why Bob is unlucky. ( Sunday pulls out a desert eagle and BANG! blows Bob Bobby Bobberson IV away.) He is unlucky because he has a weird name and I hate people with weird names, So I killed him. It's a good thing too because I don't think I could have handled a Bob Bobby Bobberson V. The conclusion of this part of the show leads to todays topic, Famous people with weird names. Take Juicy Rooster, a famous chicken producer whose restaurant Juicy Rooster Chicken always came in second to Colonel Sanders KFC. He met his end when the Colonel decided to find out how juicy he really was if you know what I mean. Next we have Ding Wong Sue. He did exactly what his name says. If you ding his wong he will sue your ass off. He became famous because of a rarely known trial Wong vs. Michael Jackson at the age of 12. Last, but not least we have Mike The Serial Killing Fisherman Who Goes Crazy On The Audience When He Is On A Talk Show, but who has nothing against the host back by popular demand. ( the audience starts to get up and run away screaming). Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to all my loyal fans. Instead we have the atomic fart monster. (Sunday walks over to the exit). And as a special treat I'm locking all of you inside. That's all for today. See you next time. ( Sunday leaves and all the people begin running around scared as a big hairy green monster with a huge ass and razor sharp teeth begins sticking out his tongue and letting off rancid atomic farts. they smell so bad that one wiff makes your hair fall out, your eyes water, and your skin wrinkle up to make you look like your 150 years old. Those poor poor souls.)

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