Trevor Dunlap was walking around in his house. But it wasn't really his house because he took it from Winnie the Pooh after he killed him and had deep honey fried pooh bear for suppper. He keept the sign that said, "Mr. Sanders" above the door because he thought that it was funny. Plus people wouldn't bother him if they didn't know who he was. He really didn't like honey that much so he threw out five jars and only kept one for himself.This made pooh bear spin in his grave. Trevor hated the hundred acre woods so he burnt it all to the ground. This got rid of all those other pesky animals he ahd seen running around. HE kept Eyore's tail as gift because he needed a good peice of string. He made the wrong choice though because if it were good it wouldn't have kept falling off. But on the other hand, Trevor yanked it off his behing right before he set him on fire. So it could still be a good peice of string. After everything was taken care of he began to take care of the rest of pooh bears belongings. He pissed on them and lit them on fire with his own piss. He could do this because his piss was like pure Alcohol. He then went inside and lived up to his Irish Heritage. To be Continued.....